- NAME: Stevie
- JOB: Administrative
- LIKES: Martinis, card games, inflatable dolls, his guide dog: Tubbie
- DISLIKES: Work, responsibilities
- BASIC ABILITY: Track Scent
(Crunch Bunch pre-alpha footage)
- Thanks for signing this contract... for your soul! muaaaahahaha!
- It'd better include health coverageeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Fear and darkness are my parents. They keep me safe. I create horror to keep horror away from me. I terrorize others, yes, but that's because I'm the one who is terrified."
- NAME: Hadouken@69
- JOB: IT guy
- LIKES: RPGs, video games, Sci-Fi, High Fantasy, handsome paladins
- DISLIKES: Evil, reboots, DLCs
- BASIC ABILITY: Remote Hacking
(Crunch Bunch animation test)
"Love gave sense to my life. You took that away from me, now a wraith is all I got. Each one of my teeth is made of hatred and they will pierce those who dare to cross my woods."
- Did you go to that job interview, Chico?
- I went to the interview for the interview.
- And?
- I was not qualified.
In Monkey Business company, we have the higher "throwing" rate of the market! Invest on our digital startup and we will transform your money in lapidary weapons!
Do you need to promptly disappear in the face of danger or blind your enemies? Forge a Smoke Bomb and "Presto"! You are out of harm's way!
If you want to blow something up, melt it down or just scare the hell out of anyone, then forge a Flamboyant Firecracker.
