Concept Art - Head of Pride Department: Monsignore Rottinger Barely
- Name: Monsignore Rottinger Barely
- Charon Power: "Whereing": teleport, self-holograms
- Occupation: Social doctrination
- Position: General Manager
Deconstructing characters: Mr. Jobcutter
"Mr. Jobcutter is about to visit the Department, please keep your arms and extremities inside your work place, thank you"
Concept Art - Head of Sloth Department: José Mariano Rajznarok
- Name: José Mariano Rajznarok
- Charon Power: "Bureaucracy": slows down time
- Occupation: Politics, education, status quo
- Position: Administration
Concept Art - Head of Envy Department: Madrid Milton
- Name: Madrid Milton
- Charon Power: "Henpeck": mental slavery
- Occupation: Mass media and lifestyle: realities, magazines, advertising, beauty, fashion...
- Position: Marketing and branding
Deconstructing characters: Zombie stewardess
"Dear Margarett, spin the wheel!". Pre-animation template
Concept Art - Head of Greed Department: Herr Douchwein Banks
- Name: Herr Douchwein Banks
- Charon Power: "House wins": wins anything
- Occupation: Economy: stock markets, banks, economic lobbies...
- Position: Finances and Inversions
Concept Art - Head of Lust Department: Snot Frogg
- Name: Snot Frogg
- Charon power: "Mojo": gravitational attraction towards him
- Occupation: Leisure, social events: night live, sex industry, entertainment
- Position: Sales and Costumer Service
Crisis Crunch - Interfaces: Snack Interfaces
Guy's abilities come from snacks, he got them from this interface in exchange for the Charon coins obtained when the Head of the Departments are defeated.